reason not to ride a bike.

Because last night my dream involved ordering live frogs that were hopping off of the plate and into my hair and human flesh at a restaurant in Louisville, KY.

P.S. i wasnt' able to actually consume either item. Though I think in reality i would eat a bite of human flesh if it was put in front of me. Hopping frogs, definately not.

1. Pick 10 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions

1."Baby step to four o'clock. Baby step to four o'clock." : What about Bob
2."Oh Mrs. Wilson, I'm so sorry. These calls are driving me crazy! I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me." :Serial Mom
3. Scary German guy is bitchin'!
4.The dishes are DONE, man.
5.Fatty, fatty, two-by-four. Can't get through the dressing room door? :Hairspray
6.Informers inform, burglars burgle, murderers murder, lovers love.
7.Your books are safe. While you're reading them, you get to become Tarzan or Robinson Crusoe
8.He's not my father. He's my lover: The Professional
9.Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
10. I bet she gives great helmet.:SpaceBalls

and a bonus

11. Who's side did you take: Halen or Roth?
...Van Halen
HE'S A COP!: Airheads

i know i've talked about this before, but when it rains in my apartment it sounds like i'm in a tent, its really the most amazing sound. last night it sounded like it was pouring out, so we just stayed in and watched the last few episodes that we have of weeds.

my cat is being all snuggly which must mean its going to be a good day. it looks nicer out.

i deleted my myspace today, and it felt so good. i'm keeping my facebook though.

Last night MJP and I tried to watch "all the queen's men" MJP has a habit of DVRing any movie in HighDef, even if it stars Matt LeBlanc in drag.

Needless to say, it may be the worst movie ever.

I am home and slowly slowly uploading pictures of my trip.

yesterday we arrived at the airport in budapest at 5 am to discover that our flight in paris wouldn't be taking off until 10pm at the earliest and MAYBE arriving at midnight at logan.

here are the grumpy photos

luckily the woman in budapest gave us a small upgrade for both flights and we found the air france lounges which had showers with loccitane products.

Budapest photos to come with reports soon.

budapest is awesome, the food is cheap and delicious and the wine and beer is great. you should all visit.

weve gone to outside thermal baths in the snow and seen the opera and shopped and experience the most frightening but amazinglz fun nye imaginable. our inn keepers cook us awesome breakfast everymorning and tell us where we should go, then laugh when we come in before midnight. realla it rules.

full report on saturday and one billion photos.

the hungarian keyboard is weird. it has ys where the zs should be and ös and üs and ás and ús.

while martin was waiting for his imac to be made, i went to the store one thousand steps in the providence place mall. It is going out of biz, and everything is 40% off.
So i got these shoes for the reasonable price of $40.00



They have lots of betsey johnson bags and tons of pricey but worth it at 40% off shoes.

not to tempt all of you that are trying not to spend.

this weekend, martin and i drove all the way to Keene, nh to look at pumpkins. It was pretty fun, and i decided if i ever have a baby, i will name it "Punkin." The Drive was pretty, lots of foliage. ooooh.

Here is the Pumpkin I brought with me, placed next to the jesus pumpkins.


At the festival I got to see a seed spitting contest.

Sunday a few of us went to a corn maze, it was pretty fun, even though we didnt' find all the flags, which meant we didnt' win a frisbee. We did get to feed goats and a frisky cow that nearly ate my hand off.

this morning i went to white electric where i ordered a raisin bagel with butter on it. they now have new improved bagels which have golden raisins. yum.

then martin pointed out that they had red velvet cupcakes with buttercream frosting on it.

my bagel was already in the toaster but i got that cupcake anyway, and ate it first. and it was delicious. they only had 3 left by 8:10.

ok, so as most of you know, celebrity sitings are one of the most important parts of any big city trips. once in LAX i saw antonio banderas and melanie griffith.

so after an entire 4 days in LA with zero star sitings, while checking in, i see a bunch of gear with "Girls Like Boys" spraypainted on it. and luggage tags to boston, which is the gate right across from us.

Now, I honestly have no idea who they are, but have heard the name. So I text martin and he sends me this picture.



So my siting is all four members of the band, hanging out, looking cool, everyone ignoring them, probably because their music is terrible.

Then we get on the plane, and my seat neighbor (this awesome girl who was going to ireland to shoot a band) tells us that Biff is on the plane.



I figured i'd see him when we got off at JFK, but that place was SO Chaotic that i missed him.

She also asked if we saw HULK HOGAN at the tampa gate, also right next to us.

Someone tell me, how did i miss this man? My skills are slipping!

currently i am in the "OC" in the apple store. aka my favorite place for using the internets for free.

low stress. high vanity. but things are good. i feel tan tan.

Now this is PUNK

lol

last night was maybe one of the best stitch and bitches ever, and not only because of this guy.

today's wikihow is how to draw a seaturtle

This my attempt.


I am a terrible drawer & never had a drawing lesson in my life. But i felt compelled to try out the seaturtle. I like its face. its belly is too fat. but i only wanted to try it once. I think i might try out one postable wikihow a day. we'll see.


I encourage you to try the seaturtle.

my bollywood class is hard, but fun.

this is what we are dancing to, and the dance looks pretty much like whats in the video.

i was just alerted to the fact that there was a hot mormon calendar.

Mormon's on a Mission.



My birthday is november 1st.

Do with that information what you will.